Step Right Up And Get Yourself A Plumbus

Rick and Morty fans out there should get excited, and I mean REALLY excited. Why? Because ThinkGeek are selling real-live plumbuses. Is that even the right way to make plumbus plural?

Moving on!

Wondering what a plumbus is? Wanna know what it does? Well, what doesn’t it do? Did you ever wonder how the plumbus was made in the first place? Well, watch the video below and you’ll learn everything you need to know.

Anyway, all you Rick and Morty fans know everything there is to know about the useful apparatus known as the plumbus, but you may not have known that ThinkGeek are now selling them. And yes, they’re made with extra-virgin schleem.

That’s right, folks. For a cool 50 bones you can have one of these handy dandy things in your home. Buy one for a friend, send it as a wedding gift, give one to your cat or just hog all the plumbuses to yourself! 

Check out the product description below!

Everyone has a plumbus in their home. It’s hard to imagine life without one. And we all know how a regular old plumbus is made. You can get ’em by the case at the local big box store.

That’s why at ThinkGeek we carry only artisan plumbuses. Rest assured that these are not your 6 1/2 brapple black-market plumbuses. We use extra-virgin schleem, never before pressed into the dinglepop, which is organic. And we do not force the dinglepop through the grumbo; it proceeds naturally in its own time. Our fleeb is picked at the peak of perfection for the freshest juice.

All our Schlamis are board certified before their first rubbing. We use only locally-sourced chumbles (well, local to Earth, Dimension C-137). Finally, the ploobus and gromble are sustainably harvested and given to a local soup kitchen.

It takes a little extra time, but we think it’s worth it. And we think you’ll agree.

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