Rumblr: I’m A Fighter, Not A Lover

Have this super aggressive itch you just can’t scratch? Wanna get into a fight without cold cocking the next person you meet and risking jail time? Well, this is the app for you! **We’re not promoting street fights in any, way shape or form. Unless there are Hadokens and Kamehameha waves involved.**

Rumblr, simply put, is Tinder… for fighting. Seriously, that’s it. It’s built exactly the same way. You swipe, you chat, you fight. End of story.


You can even connect it to your Linkedin and login with Tinder. I don’t really know what to say about this other than what the actual fuck. But wait, there’s more! This ridiculous app lets you know where fights near you are going on and there’s even a section for the ladies and group action. Wanna know all about your prospective opponent? Easy peasy. The app comes complete with stats about each Rumblr user including height, weight, fighting styles, record and even their skill.

The lads over at Fight State managed to get an exclusive interview with the creator, who insists that Rumblr is no joke and that they’re working on a premium subscription that lets you take on professional fighters at professional venues… cause, you know, getting killed is fun. And while we’re on the topic of possible death, it should be noted that the creator was asked about what happens if someone should die. His answer wasn’t exactly reassuring.

We’re hands off after the initial matchup. Hopefully, a funeral.

I wonder how long it’ll take before someone gets killed or arrested thanks to this thing.


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