People Went Wild For Leprechaun Porn On St. Patty’s Day

St. Patrick’s day gives people an excuse to drink like it’s their last day on earth, wear green, throw up in public and parade around with other drunk people while the police join in.

Basically, it’s a college kid’s wet dream.

In fact, some people actually do get a little too excited when the holiday rolls around. What I’m talking about is leprechaun porn. Horny people will search for just about anything on the internet, and Pornhub takes note of it all. What’s more, they actually have a page called Pornhub Insights that offers a mind-blowing breakdown of the various searches made on their site. It’s a smart idea, but I’m sure some of their insights would just make you shake your head… like this St. Patrick’s Day example.

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Right, so leprechaun porn searches increased by just over 8,000 percent… and a whole slew of St. Patrick’s Day-related search terms saw massive spikes as well. Not surprisingly, misspellings also increased dramatically on the day, as drunken randy bastards don’t exactly shoot for accuracy when searching for porn.

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Pornhub doesn’t just care about porn, though. They also wants to know who their fine viewers would want leading the United States. Yeah, they put together a survey asking people who they’d be voting for in the upcoming election. Bernie Sanders gets the nod from the pervs, but is only 6 points clear of the extremely popular candidate “none” or “nobody.”

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Hey, at least they blew Cruz out of the water.

Now, before you go running to the hills screaming at your Irish friends for their interest in leprechaun porn, remember that the 8,000 percent increase is a bit misleading. The only reason it’s that high is because nobody searches for leprechaun porn on a standard day. There are probably a few hundred people at most who do that, and that’s even a stretch. So, let’s say that 50 people per day search that term. On St. Patty’s Day, that number would jump to a mere 4,000.

What’s more, Pornhub only offers nine videos from that category and seven are just clips from that awful Leprechaun movie series.

[Daily Dot | Pornhub]

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