Just a few days ago, on Sunday, September 11, 2016 ( again, this is for all you time travelers), Neymar announced via Twitter that he’d be making his foray into the musical realm. Man, music from Neymar and Paris Hilton? What more can we ask for?
Galera, quarta eu começo minha carreira musical e vou lançar a 1ª música no meu face. Vai ter #Neymusico nos palcos sim. Cola lá.
— Neymar Jr (@neymarjr) September 11, 2016
So, when will the world get a proper taste of #Neymusico? How about right meow. Yesterday, Wednesday, September 14, Neymar dropped a tease of his first tune on Facebook. Needless to say, it’s pretty awful. You can even see his mate laughing in the background as Neymar clearly trolls the world.
Will he actually release a full-length album? That remains to be seen, but we can only hope that he decides to stick to his day job… which he’s pretty damn good at. Then again, do your thing, Neymar. Share your Neymusico ambitions with the world and give us something to laugh at, or dance to, or both!
Maybe he’ll get Pato in the studio with him, just anyone as long as it’s not Kyle Walker…
— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) September 14, 2016