Hundreds Of Illegal Americans Wash Up In Canada

Today, we learn about what happens when river parties go bad… or when people try to preempt Trump becoming president.

Alternatively, when three men in a tub go bad...

Alternatively, when three men in a tub go bad…

The trouble started during the annual Port Huron Float Down on Sunday in the St. Clair River, which runs between Michigan and Ontario. Powerful winds worked against the participants, however, as around 1,500 Americans were blown off course and onto Canadian shores where they had to be “rescued” by Canadian officials.

The rafters knew they were in trouble the second things got chilly in August.

The rafters knew they were in trouble the second things got chilly in August.

They were terrified of entering another country without documentation. No one carries their passport or any ID, and a lot were drinking alcohol,” said Peter Garapick, superintendent of search and rescue for the coast guard. “We had to pull a lot of people out of the water and say ‘no.’

That episode from That 70’s Show really comes to mind, here…

The Americans were collected in Ontario and sent back to the States through the use of public transit buses. Police have not said if anyone will be charged in the incident. As for casualties, the only known happenings are a few minor injuries.

Then again, what happens in Canada, stays in Canada.

Then again, what happens in Canada, stays in Canada.

The Americans proclaimed their gratitude for their Northern friends through social media.

And as an act of good faith between the relations of Americans and Canadians…

[The Huffington Post]

This Jersey Boy's a graduate of Rutgers University, but his heart will always belong to his hometown of Manhattan. And it's pronounced "Wit-2"...maybe, I should trademark that...

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